US dismisses suicides as ‘PR stunt’…

“We do not accept such extraganvanzas in the cells, and I assure you, this is quite out of the ordinary! We will be sure to punish every incident of such behaviour swift and forcefully.

This behaviour just shows us that theese creeps have no respect for human lifes whatsoever, sitting there in their little cosy cells with food and medicine and whatnot provided.

We will not stand idle and watch these event’s happen, and we are already working on removing every piece of clothing or sheet that could possibly be used to commit suicide from the rest of the prisoners. In this way we show the other prisoners that we don’t condone this lack of respect.

We used the same strategy with the hunger striking prisoners, removing their food, which proved to be a huge succes, and yet again show the innovation and creativity of the american army.”

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