I’ve been on a quest to find a tshirt lately. Any shirt actually. The thing is; I’ve bought a bunch of textile colors, and have lots of ideas of stuff I’d love to draw, but I don’t have any t-shirts to paint on, so I had to get some plain new ones. Sounds simple doesn’t it?

It isn’t. Because for some reason you can’t get a t-shirt without a fancy rebellious statement printed over your chest, somehow stating your projected identity. It’s all so wonderfully post-pop that I can’t help loving the naïvity of it. Insecure teenagers are such an easy target.

And in the meantime I’m still looking for boring mass produced t-shirts without any injected individuality. I’ll prefer to add that myself, thank you…

My life hasn’t been the same since I found the road to nirvana through ever increasing consumption.

The years wasted on worries and insignificant problems are now long gone, and ahead lies a future blessed in the nature of the purchase. A future where the small dull realities I used to face in my waking hours will be replaced by grand illustrious schemes granted to me one transaction at a time.

So brother, why walk through rain and dust, when sun is shining above you reflected by billboards and neon. Let the rays enlighten you, and be a part the dream you so stubbornly refuse.

Through consumption you too can forget. Through consumption you too will feel the light shine brighter. You too will learn to love the smell of a newly unpacked product, and you too will learn to yearn for more.

The transaction is our manifestation. Therein lies our time, our choise, our identity. What we buy is what we are, and what we are is what we buy. We are one with our consumption defining our existence on this planet through the products we own, and we would never have it any differently. In the transaction the dream of the product becomes one with ourselves, and the path to nirvana lies straight ahead.

When you buy to live, you live to buy.

Slightly used beautifully painted Renault for sale! With cow-pattern.

This gorgeus van from around the 70’s or 80’s can be yours for only 500€, so don’t hesitate and call +33 06 14 20 85 63 today!

Be warned though that the seller probably is a native of the area, so be prepared that all price-negotiation most likely will be in french.

Only serious inqueries please!

Apple is proud to present, not just a new product, but a step into an entire new market:

Since when did all cigarettes have to look alike? - With apple’s new iSmoke you’ll be separating yourself from the crowd with your iSmoke Cigarettes, designet as the perfect combination of form and purpose. The iSmoke Cigarettes are made in distinctive apple colors with a slick and intuitive design that will improve your smoking experience both physically and phychologically.

But there is more! With the iSmoke package you’ll also get your hands on the new iSmoke lighter. We call it ‘iLight’. The iLight is as innovative as the iSmoke Cigarettes with feature’s you’ve never seen in a lighter before. The iLight features:

• Smart characteristic apple design
• Simple PressToLight system
• Lightweight aluminium casing
• Compatibility with the iSmoke Cigarettes
• And much more…

Welcome to a revolution in the way you smoke.

iSmoke - Smoke with Style.

Terrorists exists because of war, hatred, and misery.
How are you going to fight them?

US dismisses suicides as ‘PR stunt’…

“We do not accept such extraganvanzas in the cells, and I assure you, this is quite out of the ordinary! We will be sure to punish every incident of such behaviour swift and forcefully.

This behaviour just shows us that theese creeps have no respect for human lifes whatsoever, sitting there in their little cosy cells with food and medicine and whatnot provided.

We will not stand idle and watch these event’s happen, and we are already working on removing every piece of clothing or sheet that could possibly be used to commit suicide from the rest of the prisoners. In this way we show the other prisoners that we don’t condone this lack of respect.

We used the same strategy with the hunger striking prisoners, removing their food, which proved to be a huge succes, and yet again show the innovation and creativity of the american army.”

No offer is too small when it comes to marketing.
What did we do that was wrong?

Imagine yourself outside in the park feeding the ducks, when you suddenly notice dark clouds gathering in the horizont. If you don’t act quickly you will be soaked in the rain within minutes! What to do?

What a stroke of luck that you brought your new PowerPly© with you!

The PowerPly© is scientifically developed in our research lab to create a shield between you and the threatening rain. This feat is achieved by extending a fabric over your head which protects you from the water.

The fabric efficiently targets every single raindrop and redirects them on contact, thus stopping the rain from hitting you.

With the PowerPly© you can stop worrying and continue your trip in the park without getting hit by a single drop of rain.

PowerPly©! - Your shield against nature.